<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149</id><updated>2012-02-16T10:50:26.376-06:00</updated><category term='houses'/><category term='pictures'/><category term='irony'/><category term='news'/><category term='commercial'/><category term='buttsecks'/><category term='tattoos'/><category term='birds'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='nature'/><category term='dump'/><category term='art'/><category term='wtf'/><category term='dub'/><category term='phone'/><category term='George Bush'/><category term='tax'/><category term='Super Mario'/><category term='nerdy'/><category term='trees'/><category term='Bible'/><category term='amish'/><category term='morning'/><category term='signs'/><category term='redneck'/><category term='bed'/><category term='road'/><category term='car'/><category term='Cambodia'/><category term='accidents'/><category term='Spongebob'/><category term='anus'/><category term='snowmen'/><category term='music'/><category term='poop'/><category term='dog'/><category term='toilet'/><category term='terrorists'/><category term='jump'/><category term='cool'/><category term='farts'/><category term='people'/><category term='sculptures'/><category term='plane'/><category term='japan'/><category term='weird'/><category term='architecture'/><category term='April Fool&apos;s Day'/><category term='fat'/><category term='park'/><category term='stupid'/><category term='breath'/><title type='text'>the village idiot</title><subtitle type='html'>human stupidity at its best.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-7657516126778218997</id><published>2008-06-18T16:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T17:21:31.392-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='accidents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>More Weird Accidents</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma3.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma4.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma6.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma8.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma9.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma10.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma11.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma12.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma13.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma14.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma15.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma16.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wma17.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-7657516126778218997?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7657516126778218997/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=7657516126778218997' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/7657516126778218997'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/7657516126778218997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/more-weird-accidents.html' title='More Weird Accidents'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-7341597993294527795</id><published>2008-06-16T10:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-16T10:19:02.606-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cambodia'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Cambodian Jackass</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote&gt;Phnom Penh - A Cambodian father and mechanic learned the hard way not to inflate children when he inserted an air hose designed to fill car tires into his 5-year-old son's anus and blew him up, local media reported on Thursday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Khmer-language Rasmei Kampuchea daily reported Try Sienghym was "playing" with his son Sok Sambo when the incident took place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The paper said the child's stomach became distended and his concerned mother rushed him to hospital, where he remains in a stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The father very much regrets playing like this now," the paper quoted a family member as saying.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&amp;click_id=126&amp;art_id=nw20080522091942649C218032"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-7341597993294527795?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7341597993294527795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=7341597993294527795' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/7341597993294527795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/7341597993294527795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/cambodian-jackass.html' title='Cambodian Jackass'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-3963341791321135998</id><published>2008-06-11T14:03:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-01T14:07:32.997-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Bible'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Why the Bible Sucks</title><content type='html'>As A.J. Jacobs shows in his new book, you can't follow the Bible literally. You can't. It contradicts itself on almost every issue, and even has two different stories of Judas's death. Jacobs recently appeared on Authors@Google, hence the following video:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4q-Oqpp4biE&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4q-Oqpp4biE&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-3963341791321135998?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/3963341791321135998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=3963341791321135998' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/3963341791321135998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/3963341791321135998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/why-bible-sucks.html' title='Why the Bible Sucks'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-8285567880722141503</id><published>2008-06-09T15:16:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-01T13:48:52.129-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='advertising'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Billboard Ads Vs. Reality</title><content type='html'>Awesome momentary shots of billboards converging with real life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_07.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_06.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_09.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_08.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_10.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_02.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_05.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_03.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_04.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/06-2249596191T.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_15.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_18.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_17.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_14.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_12.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_11.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_13.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/billboard_ads_16.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-8285567880722141503?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8285567880722141503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=8285567880722141503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8285567880722141503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8285567880722141503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/billboard-ads-vs-reality.html' title='Billboard Ads Vs. Reality'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-2067589367116651730</id><published>2008-06-08T12:57:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-08T13:32:32.558-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>An Accident That Isn't Waiting to Happen</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/1.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-2067589367116651730?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2067589367116651730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=2067589367116651730' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/2067589367116651730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/2067589367116651730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/accident-that-isnt-waiting-to-happen.html' title='An Accident That Isn&apos;t Waiting to Happen'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-6616770897892819586</id><published>2008-06-05T11:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-05T11:00:03.601-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='architecture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Cable Sucks... Really?</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/Russian_Architecture_13.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-6616770897892819586?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6616770897892819586/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=6616770897892819586' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6616770897892819586'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6616770897892819586'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/cable-sucks-really.html' title='Cable Sucks... Really?'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-8241494653466545829</id><published>2008-06-04T19:25:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T23:22:52.311-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='accidents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Weird Car Accidents</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_01.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_02.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_03.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_04.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_05.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_06.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_07.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_08.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_09.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_10.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_11.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_14.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_15.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_16.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/truck_accidents_17.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-669uKOJR0&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-669uKOJR0&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-8241494653466545829?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8241494653466545829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=8241494653466545829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8241494653466545829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8241494653466545829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/weird-car-accidents.html' title='Weird Car Accidents'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-1404462207017249419</id><published>2008-06-03T23:01:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T02:01:36.798-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sculptures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Art Made From Typewriters</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/10ec811e.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/18b2ceb4.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/302b2509.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/31-0905528396T.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/b9f4bc9d.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/c06ca4bd.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/debf285d.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Again, no adhesives, etc. used, just Jeremy Mayer's hands.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-1404462207017249419?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1404462207017249419/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=1404462207017249419' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/1404462207017249419'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/1404462207017249419'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/novelty-sculptures-part-2-made-from.html' title='Art Made From Typewriters'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-1117536156868623223</id><published>2008-06-01T06:46:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-06-02T23:58:13.515-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farts'/><title type='text'>News Farts</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5QFpUZ-hFbA&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5QFpUZ-hFbA&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Gj9QRWB724&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Gj9QRWB724&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GKFe1SAuTTA&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GKFe1SAuTTA&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J7OkVUmfrVM&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J7OkVUmfrVM&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/utTUSh53kI0&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/utTUSh53kI0&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TAxqaTzP-3k&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TAxqaTzP-3k&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1blE6Fb_qT8&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1blE6Fb_qT8&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And a news vomit...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x02PqtMgBBA&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x02PqtMgBBA&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...see how well she continues reporting afterward?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-1117536156868623223?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1117536156868623223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=1117536156868623223' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/1117536156868623223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/1117536156868623223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/06/news-farts.html' title='News Farts'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-1508858666189431525</id><published>2008-05-28T08:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T21:43:51.400-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='car'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='plane'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='park'/><title type='text'>Where Not to Park</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_28.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_26.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_20.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_14.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/firehydrantparking-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/06-2302091148T.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/06-2305498534T.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/04-2059041045T.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_13.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_11.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/06-2303138899T.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_10.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_08.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_04.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_02.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_36.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_35.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_33.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/intelligent_parking_32.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-1508858666189431525?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1508858666189431525/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=1508858666189431525' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/1508858666189431525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/1508858666189431525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/where-not-to-park.html' title='Where Not to Park'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-223735636934273737</id><published>2008-05-23T02:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T02:36:33.608-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='houses'/><title type='text'>What to Do When You Hate Neighbors</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/island_house_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/island_house_02.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/island_house_03.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/island_house_04.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-223735636934273737?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/223735636934273737/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=223735636934273737' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/223735636934273737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/223735636934273737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-to-do-when-you-hate-neighbors.html' title='What to Do When You Hate Neighbors'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-4239290707696836399</id><published>2008-05-19T02:30:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T02:01:18.349-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='snowmen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Weird Snowmen</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/12559188_72b1fd21eb_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/SNOW.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/anything_wrong_04-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/tallest_snowman_03.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/weird-hello-kitty-snowman.png" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-4239290707696836399?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4239290707696836399/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-5524774070654547943</id><published>2008-05-19T01:39:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T23:22:44.787-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>Even More Funny Signs</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/034_hitchhikers-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drivers may also be bounty hunters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/037_explosive-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The number-one choice of terrorists worldwide.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/083_dick.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/047_getaway.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fukmi.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/silly3.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/024_curl_up.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/bj-park.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-5524774070654547943?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/5524774070654547943/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-1602869062012259042</id><published>2008-05-14T22:49:00.007-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T02:01:11.276-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sculptures'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Fork Art</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_01.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_02.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_03.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img 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/&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_13.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_14.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_15.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_16.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_17.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_18.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_19.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_20.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_21.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_22.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/fork_art_23.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to fork-art.com, these are not held together by any tape, glue, etc., however the guy who makes them does use pliers to bend the forks.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-1602869062012259042?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/1602869062012259042/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=1602869062012259042' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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term='architecture'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='japan'/><title type='text'>Weird Japanese Apartment</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/japartment.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-2782744499827554034?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/2782744499827554034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=2782744499827554034' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/2782744499827554034'/><link 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Pictures</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/004OjL-11046884.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/06-2324575409T.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_accident.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_amnety.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_coca.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://draft.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;amp;postID=2503750344637064676" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_digg.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_essay.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_gay.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_nazi.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_plane.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_police.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/english-first-language.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/no-fuel-special.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/a90_rust.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-5375668024213776013?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='music'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Super Mario Theme Played In Weird Ways</title><content type='html'>With bottles and an RC car:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDg3NjE2"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDg3NjE2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tapped on two guitars by Zack Kim:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aZpD0btOZx8&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aZpD0btOZx8&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tapped on an 11-string bass by Jean Baudin:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UJSEaxJalco&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UJSEaxJalco&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-8740790728838782933?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8740790728838782933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=8740790728838782933' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8740790728838782933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8740790728838782933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/05/super-mario-theme-played-in-weird-ways.html' title='Super Mario Theme Played In Weird Ways'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-7004633584358714051</id><published>2008-04-29T01:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T23:21:22.358-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>More Funny Signs</title><content type='html'>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/silly-11-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/silly6-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/sign-dunkindonuts-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/sign-nowhiringlosers-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/no-parking-above-sign.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/nosigns-1.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;A chicken-and-egg conundrum.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/funny-toilet-sign.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Anyone have a Coke can?&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/gobacktowardsyourbehind.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;It was right there the whole time!&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/funy-speed-limit-sign.jpg" /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Good thing we all have synchronised watches!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-7004633584358714051?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/7004633584358714051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=7004633584358714051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/7004633584358714051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/7004633584358714051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/more-funny-signs.html' title='More Funny Signs'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-636758172935653299</id><published>2008-04-28T00:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T00:57:40.267-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toilet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poop'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>Gotta Go? Use the VIP Toilet!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/onlyin_india_20.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-636758172935653299?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/636758172935653299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=636758172935653299' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/636758172935653299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/636758172935653299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/gotta-go-use-vip-toilet.html' title='Gotta Go? Use the VIP Toilet!'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-3911515457870730774</id><published>2008-04-26T01:44:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T02:28:07.338-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birds'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Why I'm Afraid of Birds</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/cassowaries_04.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-3911515457870730774?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-9120463493498182371</id><published>2008-04-24T15:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T00:40:46.115-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='redneck'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Redneck Stuff</title><content type='html'>Redneck bar/suicide machine:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/15-1032178773T.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Redneck caution sign:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/redneck_caution_sign.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Redneck church sign:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/redneck_church_sign2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Redneck convenience device:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/redneck_computer_chair.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Redneck houseboat:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/redneck_houseboat.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Redneck public bathroom stall:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/redneck_public_toilet_stall.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And my personal favorite, the redneck bluetooth:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/100_0223_750.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-9120463493498182371?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/9120463493498182371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=9120463493498182371' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/9120463493498182371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/9120463493498182371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/redneck-stuff.html' title='Redneck Stuff'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-8095017593741202216</id><published>2008-04-11T01:32:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-28T02:00:51.910-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cool'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trees'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><title type='text'>Weird Trees</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree4.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/101307746_b487d64f5b_m.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree6.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree7.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree8.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/451376002_5ba3fd0054_m.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree9.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree10.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree11.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree12.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/507584637_fe4e61865c_m.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree13.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://s293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/amazing_tree14.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-8095017593741202216?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8095017593741202216/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=8095017593741202216' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8095017593741202216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8095017593741202216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/weird-trees_11.html' title='Weird Trees'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-6157619356866491574</id><published>2008-04-08T04:27:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T12:22:07.626-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weird'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wtf'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat'/><title type='text'>wtf</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/Wtf2.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wtf.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/1203.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/chub08.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're never too old and fat to pose nude with a teddy bear, are you?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-6157619356866491574?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6157619356866491574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=6157619356866491574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6157619356866491574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6157619356866491574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/wtf.html' title='wtf'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-8577401058635391654</id><published>2008-04-05T18:12:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-26T00:40:59.342-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>Funny Signs</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/you-named-it-what8-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/youladywillpushthisbutton.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OR ELSE!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/wrong-time-to-abbreviate-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wrong time to abbreviate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/tree-center-of-road.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about cutting the damn tree down? And how long did it take to grow before they realized it was there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/traffic.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/stolen-police-toilets.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/Sliced-children.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sliced children. Just like Granny used to make... before she went to prison.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/sleeping-grass-china.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-8577401058635391654?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/8577401058635391654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=8577401058635391654' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8577401058635391654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/8577401058635391654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/funny-signs.html' title='Funny Signs'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-4571669268308987699</id><published>2008-04-03T09:53:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T12:20:21.123-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='commercial'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tax'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='advertising'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>Ghetto Tax Refunds - "Get That TaxMonkey Off Your Back"</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MorxiSQpXCg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MorxiSQpXCg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lesson in bad advertising.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-4571669268308987699?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/4571669268308987699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=4571669268308987699' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/4571669268308987699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/4571669268308987699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/ghetto-taxes.html' title='Ghetto Tax Refunds - &quot;Get That TaxMonkey Off Your Back&quot;'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-6258934011257151126</id><published>2008-04-01T16:46:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T12:16:04.876-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dub'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Spongebob'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='April Fool&apos;s Day'/><title type='text'>April Fooooools!!!!</title><content type='html'>Today is Spongebob's favorite holiday, so I thought it appropriate to post this dubbed version of the Grandma's Kisses episode. Do not eat right before watching 'cos it's funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5KcSgi6pVXw&amp;amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5KcSgi6pVXw&amp;amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-6258934011257151126?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6258934011257151126/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=6258934011257151126' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6258934011257151126'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6258934011257151126'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/april-fooooools.html' title='April Fooooools!!!!'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-84561621496477750</id><published>2008-03-18T07:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T12:14:44.284-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dog'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breath'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bed'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='morning'/><title type='text'>Morning Breath</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/blackdog-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-84561621496477750?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/84561621496477750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=84561621496477750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/84561621496477750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/84561621496477750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/04/morning-breath.html' title='Morning Breath'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-6019944968056456598</id><published>2008-03-08T02:15:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T12:14:18.202-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='signs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phone'/><title type='text'>You Can Make It to the Phone.. Or Can You?</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm73/graaaaaaaagh/sign-emergencyphone.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-6019944968056456598?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/6019944968056456598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=6019944968056456598' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6019944968056456598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/6019944968056456598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/you-can-make-it-to-phone-or-can-you.html' title='You Can Make It to the Phone.. Or Can You?'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='20' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-736761048952531241</id><published>2008-03-01T17:43:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-04-08T12:13:41.600-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='terrorists'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='amish'/><title type='text'>How to spot an Amish Terrorist</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://homedir-b.libsyn.com/podcasts/49399f829f2a369ab70670534858ad10/47f2c14e/mickelson/images/amish_terrorists.jpg"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9138486601825875149-9164805520963078747?l=thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/feeds/9164805520963078747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9138486601825875149&amp;postID=9164805520963078747' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/9164805520963078747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9138486601825875149/posts/default/9164805520963078747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thevillageidiotblog.blogspot.com/2008/03/trees-having-buttsecks.html' title='Trees Having Buttsecks'/><author><name>graaaaaagh</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mQ3S1dO89jY/Trdv5lKcwgI/AAAAAAAAAUo/YHbqluBHFb0/s220/1232391103694.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9138486601825875149.post-1568294131307283077</id><published>2008-02-10T00:19:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2008-04-27T21:36:10.161-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='George Bush'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stupid'/><title type='text'>Second Post</title><content type='html'>Some funny George Bush stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqLvBUSJucg&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BqLvBUSJucg&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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